I read the list and almost fell out of my chair laughing. I just HAVE to review the Phuss Awards given by TVKahani. (Note: I don’t always agree with their ratings and reviews.)
OK, here goes the list of those for whom the website says, “the bubble burst”:
Phuss Actor
Sami Khan
for making sure he never gets a chance to act.
I used to be a great fan of Sami Khan and Sara Chaudary couple in Terey Pehlu Main before I realized I don’t have the patience to continue watching a serial for YEARS. Sami Khan is generally a good actor, but why does he always play the droopy-faced-didn’t-get-the-girl-of-my-dreams role? A and B productions have seriously over-used and mis-used his acting abilities. This award is SPOT ON.
Phuss Actress
Mahnoor Baloch – Mohabbat Rooth Jaye Tou
for spoiling all the scenes with her mere presence.
Totally agree! Add Ek Nazar Meri Taraf and Ishq Ebadat to this list as well. Why the heck does she have to be “the other woman” ALL the time? Get a life, woman, and do some graceful, inspiring roles.
Phuss Director
Haissam Hussain – Akbari Asghari(HUM TV)
for spoiling the otherwise interesting drama.
Sigh! I am such a huge fan of Haissam Hussain it’s really painful to write that this award is spot on too. The direction of Akbari Asghari did suck for the most part.
Phuss Serial
Ruswa – GEO
it just left us RUSWAA!
Finally, someone recognizes that Geo serials are Phuss not the best.
Phuss Soap
Palki – HUM TV
for stealing the story and not remaining true.
Spot on! They stole the story from a drama telecast sometime back called Saij. Oh and what was with Shabbir Jan and Bushra Ansari doing a dance sequence? Sick!
Phuss Producers
AB Production
For not knowing when to end a drama(Ek Hatheli…)
Spot on again! Ek Hatheli Pay Hina was a seriously stupidly sick drama. And both the male leads were killed in the end. Who writes such far-fetched stories?
Phuss Title
Mastana Mahi – HUM TV
WHAT?
OK, I don’t agree with this one. Mastana Mahi was different. And it suited the character of Adal. Personally, I liked “Palkein Kyun Num Hueen” though.
Phuss Host
Khawar Riaz
for failing to put on a “chat” show
Which host isn’t Phuss? They all are!
Phuss Writer
Zoha Hasan – Mehmoodabad Ki Mallikayen
for having stupid , crass and useless lines
Agree completely. The title itself tells you the nature of the script! Even Thora Saath Chahiye (a soap on ARY) was unbearable!
Phuss Cast
Aakhri Barish – HUM TV
for having the biggest stars and not giving them anything to do
Akhri Barish should be BANNED from television! No kidding.
Phuss Channel
A-Plus
for never failing to come up with new and useless content
They only know how to come up with dramas which have useless dance sequences (Laila, anyone?).
Now, THIS is what I call a fair list of awards! Keep it up, guys!
Written by HA aka Drama Buff
PS: I really need to get a life now.