Kiya hogaya bhui? Kuch nahi, bus neend main bur bur kar raha hai.
Nice legs! Woh meri cousin hai; main uss kay legs nahe dekhta.
Acha to tum freshie ho! Fresh off the boat.
Ab main itna bhee bechara nahin hoon. Abhee bohot chaara hai mujh main.
Mushtaba! Why do they keep names like that? Doesn’t Mushtaba mean suspicious? Mr. Suspy!
Yeh tumhari shawl hai? Meri kaisay ho sakti hai? Yeh meri ammi nay bheji hai Daneez kay liay.
Baans kee tarah lamba hai aur shakal tou Allah maaf karay!
200 Dollar!
Kiya wahiyat factory hai! Bahar nikalnay ka koi raasta hee nahee hai
Tum apna dimag aasman say utar kar zameen par lay aoo takay tumhein tumharay samnay exit ka nishan nazar aye.
Yeh Pakistan nahin hai jahan tum rah chaltay par ru’ub daltay ho; maa baap ko nakhray dikhatay ho. Yahan har cheez kay paisay lagtay hain. Insan ko zimadari mehsoos karni parti hai.
Kash keh tum thoray git hotay ya phir main tall hoti tou tumhari naak par aisa box marti keh tumhein din main taaray nazar aajatay. Main yahan kee manager hoon!
You know what I like best about you? You are not mad after me like the rest of them.
Agar hum donon aik doosray kay baray main pagal ho jayen, tou iss dunya ko kaun pagal banaye ga?
Yahan bohot bari bari busein chalti hain. Tum zara dekh kar chalna. Kaheen aisa na ho keh parakhchon say saath saath tumharay khawab bhee urr jayen.
Pampers hain! Main utha loon ga!
Excuse me, excuse me, bhabi!
Kaisay hain sir app! Aur kaisay hain aap! Aur kaisee hain aap!
Get the good lady a coke on the rock yaar
Aap kay ghar main waisay hee politics chalti hai.
hey Cinderella!
Jo chacha apnay bhateejay ko ghar main na rakay woh meray kiss kaam ka?
Yahan har koi kaam karta hai. Iss system main aao gaye tou khud hee samajh jao gaye
Shortcuts har jaga hotay hain, bus dhoondnay partay hain
Qusoor mera nahin meri jealousy ka hai
Soch lo! Meri offer sirf subha tak hai! Then it’s my way or the highway.
Agar tum nay ziyada Katrina Katrina kiya tou main Fawad Khan kee tasweer apnay kamray main laga loon gi!
Oye! Meri itni confident mangaitar ko aik dum say kiya ho gaya
Oh boy! I thought I had washed my hands off Kuch Pyar Ka Pagalpan. But apparently not! It’s Friday, 8:45 pm and I am missing it like anything!
Ok, I have officially gone nuts but if there are any fans left, you can enjoy some of the dialogues I have written/adapted from memory
Drama Buff
PS: Share the dialogues you remember:)
